
Scott: “I was just dreaming that I was eating a marshmallow and it tasted like earwax.
Me: “How do you know what earwax tastes like?”
Scott: “I don’t know. You can just imagine. Well when I woke up I was chewing on my earplug.”
Ahhhh…the joys of sleeping during the day.
…One must sleep with earwax flavored marshmallows in one’s ears.

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